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Wow do you have three hands…. Oooooo

Wow do you have three hands…. Oooooo

(via irtropicalvacation)

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Your step-mom is doing it again.  Look at how she’s laying.  What’s going on with you two?

Your step-mom is doing it again.  Look at how she’s laying.  What’s going on with you two?

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Honey wait up.  He said he hadn’t had a blowjob in years.  How could I say no?  Did you see how hung he was?

Honey wait up.  He said he hadn’t had a blowjob in years.  How could I say no?  Did you see how hung he was?

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Honey did you see that sign that there was a surfing competition here today?  Shouldn’t we get going?

Honey did you see that sign that there was a surfing competition here today?  Shouldn’t we get going?

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A bets a bet mate.  Your truck and your wife for a week.

A bets a bet mate.  Your truck and your wife for a week.

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See there she goes again.  She has to kiss every cock she sees. What a slut my wife is.

See there she goes again.  She has to kiss every cock she sees. What a slut my wife is.

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Reminds me of a party I went to in the Navy once.

Reminds me of a party I went to in the Navy once.

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I’m so Thankful for BBC :)

I’m so Thankful for BBC :)

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Honey you can watch the kids again tonight right?  I’m loving this vacation!

Honey you can watch the kids again tonight right?  I’m loving this vacation!

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Honey your co-workers know the craziest dances.

Honey your co-workers know the craziest dances.